Zebra Guild

Going towards the end of Ulduar, the bosses get harder. Still, Mimiron and his masters of engineering vehicles was burnt down to pieces. The next challange is General Vezax, and hopefully, not much left to get Ulduar under farm status. Gratz for the progress Zebras!

Proud owners of Stripes,

Happy New Year to all of you, I’d give all of you presents, but Greatfather Winter did it before me so it’s not an original idea anymore. So I stick with bad visual presents, ho ho ho, bwahahaha!

I hope whoever is managing the cosmos gives you what you want and you want the correct things and Blizzard gives me, erm all of us, good drops, maybe except Chagas.

With dedication (for guild) and love (for Ilma),

Mr Moo General, Beh

Hello all,

Wrath of the Lich King is hitting the servers and I’d like to announce that Zebra hoofmarks will be all over Northrend. We progressed through TBC in an unique way (see below)

we will be continuing our raids and in an more aggressive manner than before. Let’s make our deserters feel terrible for even thinking about leaving us. And although I’d be real sad to see some guilds disband, I still think Zebra will be the oldest guild on Bloodfeather someday

Although Zebra is originally a PvE guild, some of our members who turned out to be PvP freaks found out a way to both remain in Zebra and also do some hardcore PvP by building up a new PvP guild, which has a guild chat connected to Zebra. So, according to your gameplay (PvP or PvE) you can chose your guild and still remain in Zebra, and never miss the fun in the connected guild chat!

“Zebra Gone Wild” has their own section in the forums and even an application template. So if you’re a PvP freak, go and apply to get in now!

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Today Zebra announced that they have acquired the imba guild Zebraling for 213 billion USD. One of the Zebra spokesman mentioned that they would not holdback any money from getting further progress and gaining public awareness. With the addition of the new guildname and its members, Zebra is the most striped guild in EU servers.

Spitneybeerz, after being found innocent in a trademarked name case, announced that he would use the money gained from the sale in charity, namely buying beers to all in the bar!

Zebra has killed Ragewinter chill (Lol Rage winterchill naabz) yesterday. This news should have been published but lazy Kakalock the “reason of all wipes lulcat” again failed to update the site.

Since new content requires more dedication, kakalock has been kicked from the guild.

Below you can see Kakalock in Nagrand, after he has left the Zebra mantle of duty.

From now on all Zebra members are required to buy and use the following:

You can buy it from here

Zebra is beginning to raid Karazhan officially this friday.
(If lag permits :s)

For details click here

Roster updated to new version. The data has been wiped since it was mostly outdated. Please update your “Character Profiler addon” and upload your character information

A new wave of happiness is spreading among mages and warlocks since Solis has been elected to be the new Priest Class Leader and the new Zebra Officer. They now have the high hope that Solis is going to fix the issues with the priest’s unavoidable desire of not healing and shielding mages and warlocks. As you know, Zebra priests are most famous for sacrificing dozens of mages and warlocks (or rogues, warriors and any non-healing class, it depends on their mood) in every instance run.

Although Solis now is seen as such a new hope, our sources say that he is actually one of the secret members of “Mage and Warlock Sacrifice Club” which was founded by Jiny, also powered by Vagessa and Deliveli. Solis did not answer our questions about this secret club, but he is said to be involved in some non-heal occasions in the past.

The below photo was taken when Solis was declared as the new officer. You can see mages and warlocks cheering up in the background, thinking the pressure on them caused by Priests will come to an end.